GNARTHEX MERCH
OH HI GAM FAM! So, if you've found this page and are like "Oh wow! Gnarthex merch! I am going to spend my hard earned money on these!" Well, I'm sad to report, these are no longer available. Maybe someday in the future we'll be able to bring these back but for now, we're no longer selling the shirts. Sorry buds!
WILD GNARMS
Inspired in equal measure by the wonderful PajamaTorture's love for the Wild Arms series, and Gnarthex's VGM Vinyl streams (where he just loves to show off those wild gnarms), we bring you this lovely shirt that will take you all the way to the town where the west wind blows!This shirt will be screen printed in batches.Image will be approx. 11-12" wide across all shirt sizes. Photo mock-up provided may not be fully indicative of final product.$15 USD
JEROEN TEL
Designed and concepted by the lovely RandySandals, show off your love for Jeroen with this classy reference to those hypnotic oscilloscope videos that have graced numerous Gnarthex streams.This shirt will be screen printed in batches.$15 USD
GNARTROPICS
Designed by DrStealYourFace, this shirt lets you show your adoration for the classic NES RPG StarTropics (and the Gnarth of course) in a vibrant purple garment that will make all your yo-yo'ing adventures way more awesome!This shirt is heat-pressed to order.Image will be approx. 11-12" wide across all shirt sizes. Photo mock-up provided may not be fully indicative of final product.$15 USD
SUPER GNARIO BROS.
As if this one needs any explanation, but just in case it's not clear, Super Mario Bros. is a video game for the NES, and DrStealYourFace turned the M into a GN for further Gnar-themed pun effect. You want this. Just get it. Stop thinking about it and do it.This shirt is heat-pressed to order.Image will be approx. 11-12" wide across all shirt sizes. Photo mock-up provided may not be fully indicative of final product.$15 USD
GNARFOX
One time, back in the day, Gnarthex was jamming to Corneria, and Fighting Island said the name that spawned an idea, which spawned this shirt. Grab one today and you too can "DO A BARREL ROLL!"This shirt is heat-pressed to order.Image will be approx. 11-12" wide across all shirt sizes. Photo mock-up provided may not be fully indicative of final product.$15 USDFather?!
